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Go cry to her, not me!
White / S
$30.13
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Go cry to her, not me!
$30.13
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He wanted a girlfriend. You’re not applying to be his second mom.
This tee is for the emotionally mature baddies who’ve retired from fixing, babying, and explaining basic respect. Sweet? Maybe. Submissive to man-children? Absolutely not.
Fitted with attitude. Styled with standards.
Wear it like armor for your boundaries — because being the “cool girl” doesn’t include parenting his inner child.
Because mama didn’t raise you to raise him.
Product features:
- 100% soft-cotton
- Made from durable and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Ethically grown
- Variety of fabric blends available
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- If washed in heat, the fabric might shrink.
- 100% soft-cotton
- Made from durable and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Ethically grown
- Variety of fabric blends available
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- If washed in heat, the fabric might shrink.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |