Written in the Stars, Not My Fault

Written in the Stars, Not My Fault

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$30.36
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  • Written in the Stars, Not My Fault
  • Written in the Stars, Not My Fault
  • Written in the Stars, Not My Fault
Written in the Stars, Not My Fault

Written in the Stars, Not My Fault

$30.36
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I didn’t choose chaos — my planets did.
This tee is for the astrologically self-aware and emotionally unavailable. Whether it’s your moon in Scorpio or your Saturn return spiraling your life, just point to the cosmos and keep it cute.

Perfect for Mercury retrograde meltdowns, bad decisions, and blaming it all on the stars.

Product features:
- 100% soft-cotton
- Made from durable and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Ethically grown
- Variety of fabric blends available
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- If washed in heat, the fabric might shrink. 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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