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Pass the Tension, Please
White / S
$30.36
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Pass the Tension, Please
$30.36
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The food’s hot, the shade’s hotter.
This tee captures the sacred tradition of fake smiles, loaded glances, and unspoken beef at Sunday dinner. Perfect for sitting pretty while mentally dodging emotional landmines between bites of mashed potatoes.
Pair it with side-eye and a fork. Dessert? Served cold — like revenge.
Product features:
- 100% soft-cotton
- Made from durable and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Ethically grown
- Variety of fabric blends available
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- If washed in heat, the fabric might shrink.
- Made from durable and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Ethically grown
- Variety of fabric blends available
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- If washed in heat, the fabric might shrink.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |