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Cardio Powered by Chaos
$30.36
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Who needs spin class when family feuds keep your heart racing?
This tee is your official uniform for surviving reunions, dodging passive aggression, and thriving in dysfunction — all while looking unbothered.
Printed on premium cotton for comfort through every “so when are you getting married?” interrogation.
Wear it, own it, outrun the drama.
Product features:
- 100% soft-cotton
- Made from durable and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Ethically grown
- Variety of fabric blends available
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- If washed in heat, the fabric might shrink.
- Made from durable and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Ethically grown
- Variety of fabric blends available
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- If washed in heat, the fabric might shrink.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |